BUFFY: Vampire issues. Did Mr. Whitmore notice I was tardy?
XANDER: I think the word you're searching for is 'absent'.
WILLOW: Tardy people show.
WILLOW: And, yes, he did notice, so he wanted me to give you this.
(hands her an egg)
BUFFY: As far as punishments go this is fairly abstract.
WILLOW: No, it's your baby!
BUFFY: Okay, I get it even less.
XANDER: Well, you know, it's the whole 'sex leads to responsibility' thing,
which I personally don't get. You gotta take care of the egg.
It's a baby. You gotta keep it safe and teach it Christian values.
WILLOW: My egg is Jewish.
XANDER: Then teach it that Dreidel song.
BUFFY: I can't do this! I can't take care of things! I killed my Giga Pet. Literally, I sat on it and it broke.
WILLOW: You'll do fine!
XANDER: Yeah, the only thing that stresses me is when do we tell them that they're adopted?
BUFFY: I'll just lay that one off on my partner. Who'd I get?
WILLOW: Well, there were an uneven number of students, and you didn't show, so...
BUFFY: I'm a single mother?
XANDER: No man of her own.
BUFFY: Do you know what this says about me? That I am doomed to lead my mother's life! How deeply scary is that?
XANDER: How 'bout this: it says nothing, it means nothing, this whole egg experiment thing is completely pointless!
"Bad Eggs" - Episode 2.12 Buffy
I swear to god if these things hatch in to demons
I will so go slayer on them!