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WILLOW: Buffy! How come you weren't in class?

BUFFY: Vampire issues. Did Mr. Whitmore notice I was tardy?

XANDER: I think the word you're searching for is 'absent'.

WILLOW: Tardy people show.

BUFFY: Right.

WILLOW: And, yes, he did notice, so he wanted me to give you this.
(hands her an egg)

BUFFY: As far as punishments go this is fairly abstract.

WILLOW: No, it's your baby!

BUFFY: Okay, I get it even less.

XANDER: Well, you know, it's the whole 'sex leads to responsibility' thing,
which I personally don't get. You gotta take care of the egg.
It's a baby. You gotta keep it safe and teach it Christian values.

WILLOW: My egg is Jewish.

XANDER: Then teach it that Dreidel song.

BUFFY: I can't do this! I can't take care of things! I killed my Giga Pet. Literally, I sat on it and it broke.

WILLOW: You'll do fine!

XANDER: Yeah, the only thing that stresses me is when do we tell them that they're adopted?

BUFFY: I'll just lay that one off on my partner. Who'd I get?

WILLOW: Well, there were an uneven number of students, and you didn't show, so...

BUFFY: I'm a single mother?

XANDER: No man of her own.

BUFFY: Do you know what this says about me? That I am doomed to lead my mother's life! How deeply scary is that?

XANDER: How 'bout this: it says nothing, it means nothing, this whole egg experiment thing is completely pointless!


"Bad Eggs" - Episode 2.12 Buffy



















I swear to god if these things hatch in to demons
I will so go slayer on them!

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firepants1
Mar. 24th, 2004 09:41 pm (UTC)
Your Icon is in my writing!! WOO!
___witch__baby_
Mar. 25th, 2004 04:12 pm (UTC)
OMG! I LOVE BUFFY! hehe <33
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